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DETROIT FREE PRESS
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890615
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Thursday, June 15, 1989
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METRO FINAL
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SPT
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1C
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Photo Color STEVEN R. NICKERSON   
Photo CRAIG PORTER
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MITCH ALBOM
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SPECIAL SECTION;NBA CHAMPS '89
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Copyright (c) 1989, Detroit Free Press
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BAD AND BEAUTIFUL
SHOUT! . . .  THEN RECALL HOW PISTONS GREW UP
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INGLEWOOD, Calif. --  Joe Dumars is gazing at his teammates on the
dance floor and holding a champagne bottle, which should tell you how far this
party has gone. Joey? Champagne? He lifts the  bottle awkwardly to his lips.

  "So you're drinking now?" I tease.

  He lowers the bottle, stares at it, then laughs. "Look at me," he says, "I
don't know what I'm doing. I'm no drinker. I don't  even know how I got this
thing!" He shakes his head in happiness. "Man, oh, man  . . . "
  Bad Boys done good. Champions of the world. Out on the floor, Rick Mahorn
is bumping and swaying like a Solid  Gold dancer; John Salley, dressed in
California shorts and a Detroit Bad Boys T-shirt, towers over the crowd with a
funky roll, a woman on the left, a woman on the right, a woman in front.
Dennis Rodman  is off in the corner, talking to friends, still dressed in his
uniform -- even though the game ended five hours ago. "I don't want to take it
off," he says, pointing to his number.  "I don't want to  take it off!"
  Bad Boys done good. End of the rainbow. The Lakers had been swept, the
champagne had been popped, the fantasy began to take on a real life, happy
faces and teary eyes and music and yelling and laughter and  . . . look out!
There goes Jack McCloskey, the general manager, up on the table as the next
record starts.
  The table?
  "You know you make me wanna 
  SHOUT!
  Put  my hands up and
  SHOUT!
  Throw my hands up and
  SHOUT!  . . . "
  Shout?  There were five seconds left and the Boston Garden crowd was
shouting, on its feet, roaring like the flames of hell,  and Chuck Daly was
frantically waving his arms, screaming madly, his voice lost in the noise. It
was the 1987 Eastern Conference finals, and all he wanted was a time-out. Just
a time-out. Come on Isiah,  LOOK AT ME, DAMN IT! But he was so far away and
Isiah wasn't looking and Isiah lofted a pass inbounds, a soft pass, too soft,
and the game and the series and the dreams were dashed before his very eyes
when Larry Bird -- who had the one thing the Pistons still lacked,
championship mentality -- zipped in front, stole the ball, whipped it to a
streaking Dennis Johnson, who laid it up and in.
  "I was  watching the thing from mid-court," Dennis Rodman would later say,
"and I saw Bird steal it, and I couldn't move. I was frozen. I was paralyzed.
It was like a terrible dream man. A terrible dream."
  The dream turned nightmare.
  The series was lost.
  The Pistons went home.
  Growing up.
  SALLEY ON THE MICROPHONE, BABY!"
  The crowd turns its head. Here is Spider John, the Pistons' answer to Dale
Carnegie (How To Win Friends and Influence People? Simple. Geek 'em!) and he
is up there with the disc jockeys, holding out a finger, inviting the whole
city to his weekend parties --  "Friday night at Landsdowne, Saturday at
Maxie's, y'all!" -- then delivering a rap he has been writing all season.
  "Everybody now," he urges, "BAAAD BOYS, BAAAD BOYS, BAAAD BOYS -- pick it
up!"
  "BAAAD BOYS," joins the crowd.
  "What's that, now?"
  "BAAAD  BOYS"
  "What you say?"
  "BAAAD BOYS"
  "Uh-huh, uh-huh"
  "BAAAD BOYS
  "All right  . . . "
  In the back of the room,  wearing blue sunglasses and a white cap, is Bill
Laimbeer, grinning, pointing, singing along, a little bit tipsy. He sees me
and leans in my face.
  "Did you hear my post-game press conference?" he  yells over the music.
  "No," I say.
  "They said I made a jerk of myself."
  He grins. Only Laimbeer could grin at a sentence like that.
  "What did you say?" I ask.
  "I told them this finally  proved all you people wrong for all the stupid
stuff you had written all year long about us."
  "You said that to the national media?"
  "Yep."
  "Oh, well."
  "You think I made a jerk out of  myself?"
  I shrug.
  "You know what?" he says, smiling and rising back up, as if to remind us
that basketball players are taller than the rest of us, "The way I feel right
now -- screw 'em."
  Screw em. It was Game 6 of the 1988 Eastern Conference finals and the
anger had festered for a year like a sore. In Boston they were saying the
Pistons would choke, a 3-2 lead wasn't enough to beat  the Celtics.
  Laimbeer arrived that night at the Silverdome with an extra gym bag. His
face was grim, his jaw was set, like the rest of his teammates, he was as
focused as a laser beam. Too long. These bleeping Celtics had been haunting
them too long.
  "What's in there?" I asked, eyeing the bag.
  Laimbeer unzipped it, and pulled out a garden sickle, it's blade rusty but
sharp.
  "A symbol,"  he said.
  "For what?"
  "For the team. I'm gonna use it to make a point."
  "What the point?"
  He held it up, then sliced it through the air. "When you catch a snake, you
chop its head off."
  Three hours later, the snake was dead. Pistons over Celtics. The Eastern
Conference was theirs. No more leprechauns. No more Birds haunting their
sleep. They were hugging, slapping high fives. They  were going to the NBA
Finals. Laimbeer zipped the bag closed and tucked it away in his locker.
  Lesson learned.
  Growing up.
  "Do you wanna dance?"
  The young woman is an unknown guest,  dressed in a tight black top and
jeans. Michael Williams looks at her, and shakes his head. He is smiling ear
to ear, taking this all in, the rookie, sitting by a huge buffet table,
dressed in shorts  and T-shirt and looking like the younger brother who was
allowed to crash the party.
  "Do you wanna dance?" the woman repeats.
  "Naw, I'm just gonna hang here," he says.
  "Aw, come on."
 Fennis Dembo, Williams' best buddy and fellow rookie, is standing right
behind, in dress shirt and cowboy boots. He is watching this whole scene.
Waiting. Waiting. Finally, he steps up and looks at the  woman curiously.
  "Well?" he says, in that high-pitched voice. "How come you don't ask me to
dance?" 
  The woman is surprised. "Do you want to?"
  "Yeah!" he says.
  And out they go, shake  'em down, alongside Vinnie Johnson, who must have
six people on his arms, and James Edwards, who is dancing so hard, even his
mustache is moving.  Rookies. Veterans. The captain  . . . 
  The captian.
  Where is Isiah?
  Over there, on the side of the room, one arm draped around his wife, the
other draped around Matt Dobek, the Pistons' public relations director.  Here
is the picture of contentment,  watching everything, the dancing, the food, a
full-time smile on his face. For years Isiah attended parties like this for
other teams, mostly for the Lakers, where his friend Magic Johnson would be
soaked  in glory,  another ring for his finger, while Isiah stayed in the
corner, trying to figure out the mystery of it all. How do they do it? How do
we get it?
  "It became my obsession," he says, licking  his lips as if still tasting
victory. "I could never understand the secret. Then one day it hits you, a
light bulb just goes off."
  He smiles.
  "I understand it now."
  Once, years ago, Isiah  told me his fantasy would be to win a world
championship, then duck out the back, jump in his car, and drive off to some
faraway playground to watch little kids play basketball, remind himself how
this all began.
  A few days before this year's championship series, I got a phone call at
the office. It was from a kid at West Bloomfield High School. 
  "You won't believe this," the kid gushed, "but  we were playing basketball
today and Isiah Thomas pulled up in his car and just sat there, watching us,
and then he waved and drove away."
  Maybe he knew.
  "I don't know, I don't know," he had  said, his face pure pain, his ankle
throbbing under the ice. Would he be able to play in Game 7? How could this
have happened? Damn it all, why now? The Pistons had the world in their
fingertips. They  could stroke it, feel it, they were 57 seconds away from a
championship in Game 6 against the Lakers at the Forum, a three-point lead,
and they had lost the game on a questionable foul call. 
  Now  the agony set in. Isiah had been brilliant, beyond brilliant, scoring
43 points, the final 11 on a horribly twisted ankle that was now, here, in the
post-game locker room, swelling to the size of a grapefruit.
  "Can you play? Can you play?"
  "I don't know, I don't know  . . . "
  He hobbled on crutches for the next 48 hours, then taped the thing as tight
as rock, swallowed the pain, and went out there. Why me? Why now? Why must I
be injured? He played gamely, he tried, he had the ball in his hands for a
final desperation shot when the buzzer sounded and the court was mobbed by
Lakers fans dancing on  his grave.
  Pistons lose Game 7. 
  By three points.
  Why me?
  Growing up.
  "Yo, Mr. Davidson, you drunk yet?" says Salley, grabbing the Pistons owner
in a bear hug. "Good. Let's negotiate  my new contract. I got a pen. You got a
room."
  Davidson cracks up, returns the hug, his face sweaty and red and absolutely
delighted. All around, the non-players are as delirious as the players
themselves.  McCloskey is dancing. The trainers are singing. Assistant coaches
Brendan Suhr and Brendan Malone are wandering in a happy circle, red-eyed,
satisfied, stuffed.
  Wait. A new rap. Salley and Mahorn  on the microphones.
  "March, April, May and June
  You will see soon
  That we are the Bad Boys, from
  Mo-town, Mo-town, Mo-town,
  Mo' money, Mo' money, Mo' money!"
  And here comes Big  Daddy. Chuck Daly. He has been through it all, and now,
he is screaming, laughing, a woman comes up and begins dancing right by the
Mexican food, and he briefly returns the dance, a delighted look on  his face.
  The coach. Is he ever truly appreciated?  Daly has swallowed a thousand
wasps in his time in Detroit, season after season, and they buzzed around his
stomach driving him twitchy mad. But he never quit. He molded a group of guys
that might not otherwise even like each other, much less commit to each other
-- Mahorn and Dumars? Laimbeer and Aguirre? Isiah and Edwards? -- and he got
them  to play the most unglamorous part of the game, defense, together, in
unison, with the ferocity of a mother lion. He has worked without a contract.
He has worked for half of what the Rileys and Browns  are getting. If he
wasn't the coach of the year, nobody was.
  "No one will ever know what we've been through here," he croaks. "God, I
remember years ago, getting up one morning and we were 4-19.  We got on the
bus and I looked at Mike (Abdenour, the trainer) and he looked at me and we
had nothing to say. We were that bad  . . . "
  BAAD BOYS! BAAAD BOYS! BAAD BOYS!" They were singing on the bench, arm
in arm, swaying like kids around a campfire, the final seconds of Game 4
ticking away. They knew they had it won when Joe Dumars pulled up on the
baseline with 1:04 left and let one fly,  it went high and true and came down
like a comet. Dumars, who had blocked David Rivers' shot to save Game 3.
Dumars, who had lit up the nets in Game 2 the way he used to in Louisiana,
where his legend  was born. Dumars, the quietest Piston, who finished with the
most to say.  Take that, take that.  Swish. Pistons by six. With 64 seconds to
go.  There would be collapses. No demons. The baton had finally  been passed.
  Growing up? They were all grown up. Isiah broke into tears at the foul
line and Mark Aguirre broke into tears on the bench. Rodman raised his fists
to the sky and suddenly, the buzzer,  it was over, it was really over, and the
ball was sent flying to the rafters and Dumars was swamped by a camera crew
that gave him the signal.
  "Hey Joe. Now that you've won MVP of the series, where  are you going?"
  "I'm going to Disney World."  BAAD BOYS! BAAAD BOYS! BAAD BOYS!" 
  Which brings us back to the party. Dumars looks again at the champagne
bottle and laughs.  The music is pounding,  the floor shakes with dancing
feet.
  "Man, oh, man," Dumars repeats.  "You know, I was so excited about this, I
didn't sleep at all last night. I can't believe it. I played the game on no
sleep.  All day long my stomach was going crazy, I was so nervous."
  "What did you do when you finally got a moment alone?" I ask him.
  "I went to my room, I opened the window, I looked out on everything  and I
went 'Aaahhhhh.' "
  That's a wrap, Detroit. Take their picture and paste it in your photo
album: Isiah, Joe, Laimbeer, Rick, Mark, Worm, Salley, Fennis, John, Michael,
Microwave, Buddha, the Brendans, and Chuck, and a cast of thousands. Wasn't
their ride everything you dreamed it should be, quiet heroes and nasty
villains, crazy calls and crazy balls, wild shots and muscle blocks, tough
games and tight games and edge-of-your seat games. It was Boston swept, and
Milwaukee swept, and Michael Jordan's one-man army, and, finally, the proud
measure of a Lakers team that would only surrender  its crown to the very
best.  The Pistons had to prove they were the very best.
  They were.
  Aaahhhhh.  
  "I'm never gonna forget this," sighs Dumars, and he puts down the bottle,
and follows  the music to the party bath of glory in which they can all lay
back and blow away the bubbles. World champions? The Detroit Pistons? Let the
rest of the country blink. Michael Jackson penned the words  that may sum it
up best: Who's bad? 
  We are. 
  And damn proud of it.
 
  CUTLINES:
  The feeling was fabulous at the Forum for John Salley and Isiah Thomas --
key players for the best team  in Pistons history.
Bad Boys Mark Aguirre and Bill Laimbeer had a good old time in the locker room
after the Pistons beat the Lakers in Game 4 -- completing the fifth sweep in
finals history.
Lakers  guard Magic Johnson took time to congratulate the Pistons during their
locker-room celebration.
With the bubbly flowing out of control, John Salley wiped a bit off Isiah
Thomas.
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COLUMN;NBA FINALS; DPISTONS;WINNER;CHAMPIONSHIP;Pistons
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