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DETROIT FREE PRESS
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890925
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Monday, September 25, 1989
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METRO FINAL
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SPT
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1D
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Photo
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<BYLINE>
MITCH ALBOM
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Copyright (c) 1989, Detroit Free Press
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NOTHING ELEMENTARY ABOUT HOLMES' ERRORS
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I was ready to take Jerry Holmes apart. And I wouldn't be the first. All
day long, he had been flat-out humiliated by the Chicago Bears, whacked,
smacked and stacked. They threw long on him so often,  he needed his own ZIP
code. Watching him chase the receivers was like watching an elephant chase the
Concorde.

  Up it goes, down it comes, touchdown. Up it goes, down it comes, touchdown.
It was a  simply awful display of defensive football that snuffed out, believe
it or not, an exciting Detroit offense, and brought the Lions to their knees
for the third straight time this season.

  The final  score was shameful: Chicago 47, Detroit 27, the most points the
Lions have surrendered since Lyndon Johnson was president. And from the press
box it seemed that Holmes, a lanky, aging defensive back,  should be made to
wear the results on his chest, the way Hester Prynne had to tote around that
scarlet "A."
  After all, it was Holmes flailing helplessly as the ball flew over his head
and landed  in the happy arms of Chicago's Dennis McKinnon. Touchdown. And it
was Holmes late at the scene again, as a 55-yard bomb went from Mike Tomczak
to a wide-open Glen Kozlowski. It was Holmes falling to  his knee as Neal
Anderson raced around him and went untouched, half the length of the field,
for six points.
  "God, he's awful," we mumbled, our pens smoking with venom, as the Bears
left the Lions  the way a vulture leaves a carcass.
  On my way to the locker room, I ran through the list of funny insults for
Holmes.
  It was some list.
He's no longer a 'Killer'
 
  "Is he coming out, or  what?" we asked the PR people, pacing the interview
room as the minutes passed. All around,  players were taking blame, Bennie
Blades, Jerry Ball. Coach Wayne Fontes called the defense "a joke" and  said
of the secondary: "I could have run a pattern and been wide open on them."
  Across the tunnel, the Bears were describing their success in painfully
simple terms: "They came up on us," echoed receivers McKinnon and Ron Morris,
"and we ran right past them."
  They grinned. The wisecracks swirled in my mind. Hey. Even the coach
called it a joke. And finally, along came Holmes, dressed, appropriately,  in
black. He is thin, almost frail looking, and it is hard to believe that once,
his New York Jets teammates called him "Killer."
  "What happened?" someone began.
  "I didn't play well," he said,  his voice soft and even. "Maybe I tried to
do too much.  . . ."
  The words were barely out of his mouth before the next question was fired.
Why so many screwups? Why so many blown coverages? Holmes  stayed close
against the wall, like a trapped animal, taking the stabs. And finally,
quietly, he snapped.
  "It might be time for me to retire," he said, looking down into the chest
of a reporter.  "I'll go home and talk about it with my wife. . . . When I
can't make tackles, I mean, I never missed tackles before. Maybe my skills are
going. . . . Maybe it's time to re-evaluate. . . .
  "I've  felt this bad when I was 24, but I had a career ahead of me. I
never felt this bad at 31. . . . I don't know. . . . I'll talk it over with my
wife. . . ."
  I looked at him, the slightly receding hairline,  the sleepy eyes, the thin
frame and, suddenly, my anger and cynicism were gone. Suddenly, Jerry Holmes
did not look like a football player to me. He looked like the schoolkid that
everyone used to gang  up on, until, after a while, that kid just hid in the
corner and walked home alone.
White shares the blame
  This is the nature of football: You stink too long, they hand you a plane
ticket. Jeff  Chadwick found that out, after dropping four passes in the
opener. Jerry Holmes is a veteran. He knows this, too.
  "Is this guy serious?" someone asked. Who knows? I am told he is a quiet
sort, he  studies the Bible, he has survived a decade's worth of professional
football, had some good years with the Jets. Yet Sunday, he -- and second-year
free safety William White, playing "the worst game of  my life" -- were burned
so often, they should have melted into a waxy pile.
  "If Jerry Holmes retires, then I should retire," said White, sticking up for
his friend. And while many of you may say, "Wonderful! Retire! Please!" the
fact is, White is only 23. Holmes is on the wrong side of 30, with a lousy
team. There isn't exactly a waiting list for guys like him.
  Oh, he's probably not serious.  He'll probably be back next week, and if he
screws up again, the same sarcastic feelings will arise.
  Whatever. No jokes this time. When a man is so humiliated he ponders
retirement to appease a  group of strangers, well, it is more a time for
compassion than comedy. Besides, you saw the game, right? When you think about
it, there really wasn't much funny to say.
  Not much at all.
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COLUMN; DLIONS;LOSS;CRITICISM;JERRY HOLMES;Lions
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