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8602170238
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DETROIT FREE PRESS
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861019
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Sunday, October 19, 1986
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METRO FINAL
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SPT
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1D
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<BYLINE>
MITCH ALBOM
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<COPYRIGHT>
Copyright (c) 1986, Detroit Free Press
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<HEADLINE>
THIS ONE WAS FAR FROM CLASSIC
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NEW YORK -- Here are a few baseball basics. When you pitch, try to throw to
the catcher's glove. If you don't, the results could be bad.

  And when you field a ground ball, put your glove all the  way down, or else
the ball may go between your legs. And that would be bad.

  When you make a throw to the plate, first make sure there's a reason to
throw to the plate. If there isn't, that would  be bad.
  And watch whom you're running into. A guy can get hurt out there, which
would be . . . well, you get the idea.
  Had the New York Mets heeded all of the above Saturday night, they might
not have lost, 1-0, or might not trail, 1-0, in the World Series this morning.
But somewhere between their videos and their autobiographies and their
endorsements and announcements and ring-fitting sessions  and high-fives at
the plate, they forgot -- albeit briefly -- that you cannot win if you do not
play. And play correctly.
  So here comes Boston's Jim Rice to face Ron Darling in the seventh inning,
 Game 1 of this Fall Classic, which, up till that point, was threatening to
become the first World Series game to ever see people leave early in order to
catch  Saturday Night Live.
  And Rice reached  base on a walk.
  Now Jim Rice can't steal. He can't even borrow. Like most of his Boston
teammates, Rice is as much a threat on the base paths as a Tonka truck. The
only way he could advance without  a teammate's hit is by something stupid,
something very untimely, like, oh, say, a wild pitch.
  Darling threw a wild pitch.
  That was bad.
  It was also not the end. One batter later, catcher  Rich Gedman came up,
and hit a grounder to Tim Teufel at second. An easy play. A very easy play.
Unless it goes between your legs. Which it did. Not your legs. Teufel's legs.
And out into right field.
  And Rice, who cannot run very quickly, sped around third -- maybe sped is
not the correct word, maybe lumbered or chugged, or something like that -- and
Darryl Strawberry, the right fielder, picked  up the ball and heaved it toward
home, which was not really the right play, because Rice was going to be safe,
and while his throw was sailing in the air, Gedman made it to second base.
  And Darling,  who deserved a better fate than all this, went to cover home
and ran into Boston's Dave Henderson, who was coming out of the on-deck circle
to cheer Rice on.
  Move over, Darling.
  Are you getting  all this? OK.  Henderson and Darling collided badly, they
both went down, Rice crossed the plate with the first run of the World Series,
and the Mets had their first lowlight for their next video, which  is going to
be called "Let's Go Mets -- To The Bahamas" if they don't play a little more
heads-up.
  Not that it was easy to keep your head up during this game. There was a
fear that the two teams  would be a little flat after their dramatic playoff
series. A little flat? Well, yes. We are not talking high drama here. We are
not talking low drama. We are talking the guy next to me asking if he  can
borrow some mayonnaise  to put in his roast beef sandwich. And that was during
the ninth inning.
  This lack of excitement left the New York fans angry and frustrated. They
were so frustrated,  they probably went out and slashed each other's tires.
  But you can't microwave a World Series. You have to sort of let it heat up
gradually. So perhaps you'll forgive Game 1 of this Fall Classic  for, well,
falling classically. Going from the playoff series that preceded it to what
transpired Saturday night was like getting out of a Corvette and into a Dodge
Dart.
  But tonight, Game 2, Roger  Clemens against Dwight Gooden, will be the big
event. Consider Saturday's game like a preview of the show before it opens on
Broadway. That's the way they're looking at it around here.
  They have  to. If they imagine the Mets playing this way the next three
games, they would have to imagine them losing. And that would be bad.
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BASEBALL;WORLD SERIES;COLUMN
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