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9401160351
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DETROIT FREE PRESS
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940502
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Monday, May 02, 1994
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METRO FINAL
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SPT
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1C
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<BYLINE>
MITCH ALBOM
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Copyright (c) 1994, Detroit Free Press
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NO MORE EXCUSES
WILL WE SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER? PERHAPS NOT
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Paul Coffey sat by his locker for a long time Saturday night, refusing
even to take off his skates. He pushed a fist through his sweaty hair, and
when his hair dried he pushed a fist through that,  too. He sat. He sat. The
coaches left. The other players left.

  Now and then, Coffey would talk, then stop,  then suddenly look up, as if
hearing a heavenly voice. Then he'd lean back, cover his  face with his hands,
and groan, "Ohhh, man. . . . I can't believe . . . this . . . (bleep)!"

  Welcome to the club. Saturday was a time for shock, a time for sitting
next to players like Coffey and  nodding silently.
  Sunday was for sleeping in, hoping the depression would go away.
  Today is Monday. 
  Time to face the music.
  Let me warn the Red Wings right here that they will not enjoy this column,
and because their summer is already off to a lousy start, they might want to
skip it altogether. Same goes for Scotty Bowman, although I have a feeling he
stopped listening to outsiders  a long time ago.
  In which case, he won't mind if we start with him. I suggest that Mr.
Bowman, with all due respect to his past, return half of his $1-million salary
right now.
  Or, barring  that, offer to work for free for the last year of his
contract.
  If Bowman were a Japanese business executive, he'd have resigned in shame
by now. He was hired to do one thing and one thing only  in this town: win in
the playoffs. The Red Wings didn't need someone to rack up points in the
regular season. Jacques Demers could do that. Bryan Murray could do that.
  Bowman was brought in, and  paid a ton of money, because he supposedly had
the magic key to the postseason. 
  Someone changed the locks.
Bowman was outcoached
  Bowman is a private man. I respect that. But he is not liked  by many -- I
couldn't find a single player to say anything nice about him, and many of them
secretly wished he'd fall down a sewer -- but that's fine if he gets them to
win. Last year, you recall, after  the first-round loss to Toronto, Detroit
fans couldn't wait for a tough-guy coach.
  Enter Bowman.
  Now, exit Bowman? Maybe. Whether he's lost his touch, or he's just not
that interested, he was,  amazingly, outcoached by San Jose's Kevin
Constantine, a virtual baby in the NHL postseason, but a guy who at least
looked at the team he was facing and devised a strategy, a mucking,
meet-'em-at-the-blue- line  style that neutralized much of the Detroit attack.
  Bowman's strategy seemed to be: "I do what I do. We're better than these
guys. Let's beat them."
  He was right about one thing: The Wings  were better. On paper. But, as
Steve Yzerman said Saturday, "Just because you can draw it doesn't mean it
happens."
  Otherwise, Yzerman would have drawn himself scoring the game winner. The
captain,  always a stand-up guy, was the first to say he didn't do his
expected job. He's a star, and he didn't play like one. True, he missed four
games to a knee injury, but sports is full of legends who overcome  pain to
shine when it counts. In Game 7, Yzerman tried, but he didn't get it done.
  And neither did Sergei  Fedorov, who made nice rushes but couldn't do what
he's famous for doing -- score. What  did he have? One goal in seven games?
That's not stepping up. That's stepping out.
  Ray Sheppard? Where did he go? And Keith Primeau? How can someone so large
evaporate so quickly?
  The axiom  in sports is this: Big players win big games. When the Chicago
Bulls needed a basket to win, they went to Michael Jordan and got it. When the
Dallas Cowboys had to have a yard, they went to Emmitt Smith  and got it.
  When the Red Wings needed one big game, they turned to Fedorov, Yzerman,
Sheppard, Primeau -- and got nothing. I'm not being cruel here. The facts are.
  Goaltending? Well. Anyone  who saw Chris Osgood weeping by his locker
after the last defeat could only feel sympathy. He's 21; it's his first
playoff. And, besides, unlike some of his teammates, Osgood was not the best
player  at his position in Game 7. Matched against Arturs Irbe, I'd say he
comes up short by about 3-2, which, coincidentally, was the score Saturday
night.
  The goaltending problem was not so much how it  was played but who was
playing. Face it. With Osgood as your man, you're not winning the Stanley Cup
this year. Red Wings  management knew this and should have done something
about it -- and I mean something  more than Bob Essensa. How many years do
they end their season with "We faced a hot goaltender" without getting one of
their own? That's Murray's responsibility.
Only Fedorov untouchable, maybe
  And now it's his mandate -- a goalie, and a defenseman who actually plays
defense. Assuming Murray still has his job. Nobody on this team, except maybe
Fedorov -- and only because of his age and untapped  potential -- will be
off-limits to trade, cut or dismissal. Nobody. Not the GM. Not the coach.
Nobody.
  "We're all fair game now," Yzerman said.
  Long after the arena had emptied Saturday night,  Coffey, still wearing
his skates, recalled a time in Pittsburgh when the season ended too soon, like
this. There was a get-together the next night, and toward the end, a player
got up to leave and told  everyone to have a good summer. Coffey was
astounded.
  "I said, 'Have a good summer? Are you (bleeping) kidding me? After what we
just did, how the (bleep) can we have a good (bleeping) summer? The
(bleeping) summer's ruined, for (bleep's) sakes."
  Took the words right out of my mouth.
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DRED WINGS; PLAYOFFS; LOSS; HOCKEY; NHL; STANLEY CUP; CHAMPIONSHIP
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