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DETROIT FREE PRESS
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921005
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Monday, October 05, 1992
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METRO EDITION
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SPT
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1C
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Photo JULIAN H. GONZALEZ
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(JULIAN H. GONZALEZ/Detroit Free Press)
Lions receiver Reggie Barrett  suffers a case of the drops when
Gene Atkins bears down the the third quarter.
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<BYLINE>
MITCH ALBOM
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SEE ALSO METRO FINAL EDITION, Page 1C; ; SIDEBAR ATTACHED
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Copyright (c) 1992, Detroit Free Press
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SAD SACKS
NEW ORLEANS 13, DETROIT 7
NO RUN, SHOOT, NO FUN
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So when does hockey season start?

  If that was the last best playoff chance for our football team -- and some
people think it was -- we might as well get real, grab our coats, shut the
photo  album. Not that Sunday afternoon's finish was much to remember: Rodney
Peete, chased like a criminal, sacked like potatoes. Willie Green, diving in
the turf for a ball that was 10 feet away. The crowd  leaving, booing, as
Scott Conover, an offensive lineman, is called for yet another Detroit false
start . . .

  False start?
  Oh, if it were only a false start. If only this suddenly dry offense  and
overworked defense could shut their eyes and wake up to find this was all a
bad dream. Instead, after falling to 1-4, the Lions once again slugged their
way back to a losing locker room, all mumbling  the same word: execution. I
don't know whether they meant their own.
  I do know this: From last year's high-flying, point- scoring,
don't-know-how-we're-winning-and-we-don't-care juggernaut, the Lions  have
stumbled to a low-flying, barely scoring,
don't-know-why-we're-losing-and-we-can't-explain-it car wreck.
  "Terrible football game," said coach Wayne Fontes, after the 13-7 loss to
New Orleans.
  And you want to know the worst part? Barry Sanders, the biggest prize in
the running back sweepstakes, was sitting by his locker in jeans and an orange
shirt, looking young, looking fresh, looking  ready to go.
  Unfortunately, this was after the game.
  "You're not tired?" I asked.
  "Oh, man," he said, "I'm not tired at all. I could play another game right
now."
  Huh? Wait a sec.  Barry Sanders should be gasping. Barry Sanders should be
wheezing. Barry Sanders should be bruised and sore and dizzy and exhausted. He
also should be the nightmare that every defender is going home  with on the
plane.
  Instead, he had another afternoon of preservation -- 36 yards on nine
carries. The good news: At this rate, he'll play when he's 50. The bad news:
The Lions still will be wondering how to get him open.
Fingers of fate
  Now, OK. Before we explore how the once-best part of this team, the
offense with Sanders, has shriveled like a prune, let us pay homage to the
defense -- before  it collapses. These guys should get double paychecks. They
are out there long enough to discuss Proust with the referees. And despite
surrendering too many third downs (the Saints converted five out  of seven in
the second half) they still stiffen when it counts, near the goal line. To
give up 13 points of blood to an offense that gets 41 minutes worth of
bullets, well, that's impressive. Take a  bow, defense. Right into bed.
Nighty, night.
  Now. The offense.
  "I don't want to point any fingers, I don't have the authority," said a
disturbed Brett Perriman, a wide receiver, "but there  are guys in this room
who should turn in their paychecks for this game."
  Whom is he talking about? You figure it out. Here. I'll help. Consider
this: The Lions offense has a quarterback who can  tell you what every
opposing lineman ate for breakfast. It has a running back who is lucky to see
the line of scrimmage. On Sunday, this offense earned just two first downs in
the entire second half.
  Now. There are only a few possible explanations:* 1) The coaches are
fools? I don't think so. True, it seems like they are jumping schemes every
week. They run 'n' shoot. They go to the power game.  They use two tights
ends. Then one tight end. Four wides. Three wides. "We very seldom we get a
chance to stick to a plan," Sanders said. "I think it affects us."
  Just the same, on paper these  schemes work. Unless Fontes and Dan Henning
are speaking in French, what they're teaching should be productive, unless . .
.
* 2) Rodney Peete is an ineffective quarterback? I don't buy that. And the
people who were booing him Sunday should have their mouths taped. Hey, it
ain't easy to complete a pass when the four closest bodies are all wearing New
Orleans uniforms. You want miracles when a guy  gets smothered? Go to
Wrestlemania.
* 3) Sanders has lost it? Come on.
* 4) The offensive line is not blocking? Hmm. Well. How can we put this?
  Bingo?
No more patience
  Now, this is hardly  news. We've been talking about it all season.
Everyone knows the tragic loss of Mike Utley and Eric Andolsek really hurt
this unit. But come on. Utley was gone for much of last year, and the Lions
still  won games. And if Andolsek is the difference in a 1-4 record this year
and 4-1 at the same time last year, then we really underrated the guy when he
was with us.
  "The thing is, you can replace one  lineman, but to replace two is tough,"
Peete said. OK. Maybe that's true. But if the guys replacing them aren't doing
the job, something must be done. Fontes has tried new players. Hasn't worked.
He has tried new schemes. Hasn't worked. What's left?
  Forget the media. From this point on, it's the players who are losing
patience.
  "You guys all know what the problem is," said Perriman to a group of
reporters. "I can't say it, but I'm bleeped off about it right now."
  "I know that kind of stuff is coming," sighed offensive tackle Lomas
Brown. "And it's only gonna get worse. As long  as we're losing, they're gonna
be pointing fingers at the offensive line."
  Yes. And at the dropped passes and the sacks and fact that Sanders is
barely breaking a sweat anymore -- because the Lions can't figure out how to
use him. Do you realize this team has scored only seven offensive touchdowns
in five games? The same team that averaged 21 points a game last year? Coaches
are always saying "it's  a game of blocking."
  Consider it a lesson learned. A shame, really. The start of this football
season was as much fun as the Lions have generated in years. There was so much
optimism people came  to the Silverdome and didn't even look for the
easiest-exit parking spot.
  But real is real. And while the Lions can certainly come back from 1-4 to
have a nice season, making the playoffs is going  to be tough. Especially
since one team, Minnesota, is already 4-1 in the division.
  "Something's missing," Brown said.
  "This year is different," Fontes said.
  Maybe. Or maybe last year was  the aberration. The Lions went from a
losing team to 12-4. That's pretty unusual. Credit Utley. Credit momentum.
Credit having teams on the schedule such as the Rams and Jets and Colts.
  That was  then, this is now. To beat teams such as New Orleans,
Washington, Dallas, Houston and San Francisco, you need more than inspiration.
You need players at peak performance. And right now the Lions are  not getting
that -- particularly on their offensive line. If that's going to be their
excuse, so be it. And if there's nothing they can do about it, so be it.
  But if there's nothing they can do  about it, then there's little for the
fans to look forward to, is there?
  Except hockey season.
  It starts Tuesday, by the way.
  

(SIDEBAR:) BARRY BUSTERS

  
In his first five games  last season, Barry Sanders rushed for 640 yards. The
Lions won all five (he missed the opening-night loss because of injury). This
season, Sanders has 315 yards in his first five games, four of which  the
Lions have lost.
  This season
GAME  ATT  YDS  AVG  TD 
Bears  19  109  5.7  1 
Vikes  26  66  2.5  0 
Skins  14  34  2.4  0 
 Bucs  20  70  3.5  0 
Saints  9  36  4.0  0 
Totals  88  315  3.6  1
  
Last season
GAME  ATT  YDS  AVG  TD 
Pack  18  42  2.3  1 
Dlphns  32  143  4.5  0 
Colts 30  179  6.0  2 
 Bucs  27  160  5.9  3 
Vikes  25  116  4.6  1
TOTALS  132  640  4.8  7
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FOOTBALL; GAME; NEW ORLEANS; DLIONS; BARRY SANDERS; STATISTIC;Lions
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